1. It is hilarious to pee on mommy...twice
2. Forget Obamacare, Micah thinks corndogs are outright unconstitutional
3. Rumblestrips sound like farts to toddlers
4. Crying because you want your sister to stop crying will yield cookies
5. It is entirely possible for a 2 year old to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for 30+ minutes, including at least a dozen different arrangements
6. No matter how hard I try to fight it, everytime I pull up to my parents house after a long time away I get teary
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